Oh Manchester is wonderful

Oh Manchester,
Is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny, and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful

Wow what a trip. I arrived back from Manchester yesterday. I had a chance to see the mighty Reds give it to the Geordies via a first half double from Shrek (aka Wayne Rooney).

However, I did receive the announcement while I was overseas and wanted to share the warning:

Be warned - Shopping scam in process. At Tesco, while packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by two fit 18-year-old girls in tight, tiny tops. They will wash your screen with their tits hanging out and ask for a lift to next shop as payment. On the way they will strip and go down on each other. Then one climbs into the front and sucks you off. The other one then nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday. Be careful!

Thanks James for showing Keith and I a great Manchester weekend!

Number 34

Rest in Peace Kirby...

I just hope God had the same thought I had last night. As St. Peter opened the pearly gates of heaven, Bob Casey was there to announce Puck's arrival with his trademark introduction, "The center fielder, number 34, Kirby Puckett!"