Thursday, May 26, 2005

Well Done Liverpool

As a die-hard Manchester United supporter, I have surprised myself with the satisfaction I am taking out of Liverpool’s historic Champions League win last night in Istanbul. Now, I know some are saying that this is the greatest European final, while others are saying that this is the greatest comeback in Champions League final history; and yes, I would have to agree. I know, I know; 1999 two goals in stoppage time by United to win were amazing. However, coming back from the dead, down, out, and downright embarrassed, it appeared as if Liverpool's dreams were shattered at half-time as gloom of a trouncing came into focus.

However, here is a team who somehow have overcome so many hurdles placed in their Champions League path: four minutes away from being knocked out of the competition by Olympiakos before Steven Gerard’s amazing strike, and then going on to triumph despite being rated underdogs against top sides like Juventus and Chelsea. From agony to ecstasy, the zeroes became heroes. For once, every cliché seemed to fit the bill.

The run up to the match billed it as a Spartan affair: the 'boring' Brits facing the defensively astute Italians. Fifty seconds in, we were all wrong. A beautiful strike in the first minute, 3-0 up by half time, and an Italian goal dubiously disallowed. Sumptuous football from one of the most stylish sides in Europe. After 45 minutes, it was set to be the most one-sided final of all time.

Cue captain Marvel Steven Gerrard. He had not read the script. He was too busy writing it. It was not just the scale of the comeback, it was the speed too. Within the space of six minutes, the three-goal deficit had been sensationally overcome. Has a game ever been turned around in such a short space of time?

Few words could possibly sum it all up. Therefore, I will try to keep it very short and sweet: Incredible. Amazing. Unbelievable. And some that are just plain unprintable. Everyone who watched it seems to have had the same sense of absolute disbelief.

There is a minute to go and a keeper who has been, how shall I put this, inconsistent, somehow repels Europe's best player from point-blank range. Not once, but twice. Even Gordon Banks only made one sensational save from Pele back in 1970. Dudek may have known little about Shevchenko's strikes. He even may have just gotten lucky. So what? Take a goalkeeping curtain call alongside Aston Villa's one-off 1982 Euro star Nigel Spinks and Tottenham's 1984 UEFA Cup shoot-out stopper Tony Parkes.

A fifth win means the famous giant trophy is Liverpool's forever. The Kop faithful can rightly sing 'It's just like watching Brazil' as Pele's calypso kings claimed the World Cup as their own after winning the competition for the third time in 1970. After punching well below their best for the past decade or so, Liverpool are up off the canvas and truely back as one of Europe's heavyweights.

The dark chapters of Heysel and Hillsborough are permanent reminders of torrid times, which scarred the Merseyside club's trophy-laden history. Nevertheless, despite a massive police presence, sparked by fears of anti-English feeling among their Turkish hosts and Italian opponents, it appears to have been a largely trouble-free night in Istanbul. It is a hard-hearted person who cannot be moved by 40,000 supporters belting out the ultimate anthem - You'll Never Walk Alone.

Wednesday, 25 May, 2005, was the night when many Britons became honorary Scousers. Suddenly, and slightly surreally, neutral fans were transformed into passionate supporters. From Donegal to Dover, they partied like it was 1999. Well, maybe not exactly like us Manchester United supporters, but you get the drift. There were even a few followers of rivals Everton cheering on their local rivals…possibly.

Who cares if they are fair or not when you get something approaching the Keystone Cops meeting Tarzan. Penalty shoot-outs provide the best nerve-jangling entertainment in sport.
And, we even had a Brucie bonus: Dudek somehow managing to upstage the spaghetti legs of his 1980’s penalty predecessor Bruce Grobbelaar. One Italian newspaper reckoned Jerzy was break-dancing, and it was certainly an eye-popping, body-popping treat.

Then there is Gerrard and Jamie Carragher, the homegrown Mersey heartbeat of a side they supported as children. Skipper Gerrard actually slept with the cup as he emulated the likes of Keegan, Dalglish, and Souness: great names that thrived when Stevie was in red nappies. He led like a general, inspired the fightback, and waved his arms in a frenzied effort for the fans, his compatriots, to turn up the decibel level. Carragher even defied cramps, in both groins according to one BBC Five Live pundit, and, let us face it…no final could be great without stricken players crippled by cramp.

For a proper final, you need a team to defy those who supposedly know best: the bookmakers. Liverpool was rated 100-1 no-hopers at half time. Remember, this is in a two-horse race. On the computer betting exchanges, they were even bigger, with faithless punters offering prices of up to 350-1 on the most unlikely of comebacks. Irish betting outfit Paddy Power was left with a £150,000 headache after being forced to refund bets as part of a cashback offer, should the game go to penalties. The bookies out of pocket: priceless.

The victory celebrations must be evoking memories of Liverpool's epic European glory nights of the 1970’s and 80’s. Moreover, the late, great Liverpudlians of yesteryear, from Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley, to John Lennon and John Peel, must have been smiling down from their bench in football heaven.

Chief among them would surely have been Emlyn Hughes, the cheery skipper who lifted the huge European trophy twice. Hughes, who died last year after suffering a brain tumor, was an archetypal Red. He was affectionately known as Crazy Horse. Moreover, on a crazy, crazy night, there were tears among the cheers and beers.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Key Questions from the BBC

Back in April, I compiled a list of questions for my friends based on questions asked to BBC Five Live presenters on their website. However, I never answered them myself. So here we go…

How did you get here? This morning? I took the bus.

What was your worst on the job nightmare? 9/11 I knew too many people on Wall Street

What was your best on the job moment? Completing my first $1MM trade

What was your worst job? Scraping mold off aged cheese

What was your best job? Currently…Lots of freedom

What is your ambition? World domination (…Are you pondering what I’m pondering…)

What is your biggest secret? If you only knew…

What would your epitaph be? “Always smiling”

What is your favorite football (soccer) team? Manchester United

What would you do if you were invisible? I would like to spend the day in the Oval Office, just to see what really goes on

If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be? My daughter Paige

Best piece of advice you have been given? A windy day is not a day for thatching

What do you sing in the bath? Yep!!! And I sound GREAT!

What was your best “freebie” ever? Bottle of 21 year-old Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey

What is your drug of choice? See Above

What is your favorite piece of clothing? My Roy Keane Manchester United home long sleeve shirt

If your house were on fire - what three things would you save? Not including the people and pets in my life, my wallet, the external hard drive on my computer, and said Roy Keane shirt

What would be the title of your autobiography? “WTF Now?”

Whom do you share your birthday with? Kobe Bryant (Same year too)

What is your favorite TV show? To be particular, there are some shows on the Science and History channels I like a lot.

Who, living or dead, would you most like to have a pint with? Shakespeare

Who, living or dead, would you most like to have a fight with? Oh, there are so many people in need of a good ass kicking…

How would you change the world? Creation of a society that understands that it is OK to ask for help, but understands it is not entitled to help.

What is your favorite film? A Beautiful Mind

Have you ever won anything? Yes!

Whom do you admire most? My Sarah

What is your idea of living hell? Life without football

What is your favorite track (song)? U2 “All Because of You”

Sweet or savory? Savory

Red or white? Red

Style or substance? Substance

Restaurant or takeaway? Restaurant

Fizzy or still? Still

Children or pets? Both

Connery or Brosnan? Connery

Love or money? Love

Beer or wine? Whiskey

Early or late? Early

Butter or marg? Butter

Chocolate or strawberry? Strawberry

Kylie or J-Lo? Oh…to have the choice!!!

Dogs or cats? Dogs

Beetle or Mini? Mini

Custard or ice cream? Ice Cream

Bath or shower? Shower

Fast or Slow? Fast

Night or Day? Day

Man U or Arsenal? Man U

Beatles or the Stones? Stones

Sport or sofa? Sport

Subtitled or dubbed? Subtitled

Sangria or sake? Sake

Fergie or Wenger? Fergie

Night out or night in? OUT!

Beckham or Owen? Becks (Once a scouser, always a scouser!)

Tap or bottled? Tap

Sprite or 7-Up? Sprite

Flared or straight? Straight

Summer or winter? Winter

Monday, May 23, 2005

Greetings and Salutations

After much prompting from my wife, the lovely sgh (http://sghlifeandtimes.blogspot.com/), I have decided that I need to put my thoughts and feelings onto paper, or cyber-paper as it may be in this case. Today, as the data repository I work in slowly slogs its way along, I decided to begin and thus the creation of Donegal John.

First off, I should answer the looming question (Donegal? WTF is that? ). I am not taking a moniker to relate myself with a tweed fabric with colorful slubs woven in and is used for coats and suits. No, I am referring to County Donegal, or more appropriately Dún na nGall, is the most northern county in Ireland, located on the very Northwest corner of the blessed isle. Of the nine counties that make up the province of Ulster, County Donegal is one of three that are part of the Irish Republic instead of Northern Ireland.

My great-great-great grandfather Peter was born in County Donegal back in 1808 before immigrating to the US as a young man and I am proud to come from Irish stock. However, I am so much more and my ancestry does play a supporting role. I feel like going into a long speech about what I believe, a la Kevin Costner in “Bull Durham,” but I will not and save you the agony.

As to address the issue about where this blog will take us, that is to be seen. Yet, if you can live with my rants and raves; discussions of football and cricket; the beauty of Gaelic football and hurling; poetry and the poetry of science, I will give a guarantee that it will be an interesting ride.

Until then,
Slán Abhaile